Saturday, August 05, 2006
What consultants don't tell you...
You know what one of the best jobs would be?To be a consultant. It's what every domineering people ought to take. It's practically a dream job. I mean they get to do what they want and really get paid to do so.
Consultant tell people what to do.
Man. If I was a consultant, I'd have to try one thing with my client... I mean just totally imaging this little scene.
"Ma'am, what should I do so that I would get this result in the stock-market?"
"You've got to wear a clown suit."
"Uh..."
"Yes, a yellow, orange polka dot clown suit."
"May I ask why?"
"It raises your confidence. If you're confident enough to wear that while at work, then that means you will have the confidence enough to take risks. And everyone knows you will always have to take risks when it comes to them stocks."
"Oooh."
"That'll be $300. Please pay on your way out."
I mean you can give all kinds of things for them to do and they'd do it.
Ask them to clean your house. Excuse? Builds character. Do your laundry. Excuse? Teaches them about life. Buy you all kinds of things. Excuse? Cures materialism. Drive you everywhere in the car that they bought for you. Excuse? Gives them the sense of direction.
You get a maid/driver and they pay you.
Lotsa love, Jana
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How this blog topic came about.
Dz - i shud b like a consultant instead of an engineer
Me - consultant is fun
Me - you get to tell people what to do
Dz - ahahaha
Me - and get paid for it
Me - !!
Dz - exactly
Dz - sounds very fun to me
Me - it is!
Me - it's one of my dreams
Dz - ahha.. took the wrong course .. dammit
Me - yeah.
Me - but if i took that course...
Me - i'd seriously just try and make them wear a clown suit...
Me - just one time
Me - and see if he/she would actually do it.
Dz - ahAHhAAHahHAahhaa
Dz - hey that would be a good one
Me - And guess what... I'm gonna get paid to see someone wear a clown suit
Me - C'mon!
Me - That has got to be the best job!
Dz - ahahaha
Dz - of course !!!
Dz - best job everrrr.. bnwahahahaha
Me - Tell them to clean your house.
Me - Builds character
Me - Buy YOU things...
Me - Cures materialism.
Dz - rofl
Dz - u have it all planned out havent u *grins*
Me - Yes!
Me - Wash your clothes.
Me - Makes them independent
Me - Drive you around the place
Me - Teaches them sense of direction
Dz - ahahaha
Me - You actually get a maid/driver and they pay you.
Me - I wish I took that course.
Dz - rofl
Dz - too bad ei
Me - Yeah. It really is.
Dz - maybe i can still take that course
Me - Yay!
Me - Someone must at least attain my dreams!
Dz - lol
Dz - i'd go for that clown suit first
Me - And maybe you can send one of your clients to me....
Me - so you know they can build character
Me - at my place
Dz - lol
Me - and cure materialism..
Me - get a sense of direction.
Me - independence
Me - you know...
Dz - ahahaha
Dz - yeap yeap
Me - it would all be to help them
Dz - i get what u'mean' (;
Dz - its all to help them after all
Dz - eheheheheh >:}
Me - Of course.
Me - They have to learn something out of all of this.
Edited
Read Dz version, albeit very very short version of it.
Oh and I forced him to post it that's why.
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