Monday, January 22, 2007

Death by saliva...

<song>

Silvertoes kanta nang Parokya Ni Edgar
[Silvertoes song by Parokya Ni Edgar]

Wag ka nang magalala
[You don't need to worry]
Hinding hindi ako in-love sayo
[I'm so not in-love with you]
Bakit ba pakiramdam mo pa yata
[Why is it that you feel]
Lahat kami ay na-aakit mo
[We're all being attracted to you]
Miss miss, paki tigil lang please
[Miss miss, can you please stop]
Ang iyong pagpapantasya
[All your fantasies]
Hindi ka na nakakatuwa
[It's not funny anymore]
Papagulpi na kita
[I'm gonna have you beaten]
Sa guardiang may batuta
[By a guard with a stick]

Ah, yayah ayah yah yayah yah yayah
[Ah, yayah ayah yah yayah yah yayah]

Hindi ko talaga ma gets
[I really don't get]
Kung bakit ka ganyan
[Why you're like that]
Ang feeling mo'y sabik saiyo
[You feel that excitement is what]
Ang lahat nang kalalakihan
[All men-kind have for you]
Sorry, pagpasensyahan mo na
[Sorry, please pardon us]
Mali talaga ang iyong ina-akala
[Your guess is so wrong]
Lahat kami ay nandidiri saiyo
[We're all disgusted by you]
Ikas-kas mo na sana
[Why don't you grind]
Ang mukha mo sa cemento
[Your face on cement]

Di kami na tu-turn on
[We're not turned on]
Sa kutis mong kulay champorado
[By your skin-colored-chocolate-pudding]
Di kami na-aakit
[We're not attracted]
Sa labi mong garabucho
[By you're ultra thick lips]
Oh please nanaman
[Come on please]
Pakitanggap mo na lang
[Can you accept]
And katotohanan
[The truth]
Na ganyan ka pinanganak
[That you were born that way]
Wag ka nang mag papanggap
[Don't bother to pretend]
Na ikaw ay isang dalagang
[That you're one lady]
Ubod nang ganda
[That is so very pretty]
Kahit na alam naman natin
[Even though we all know]
Na ang karakas mo
[That your carcass (?)]
Ay ubod nang sama
[Is so very bad]

Siguro nga naman
[So yeah probably]
Ay may manga mas panget pa saiyo
[There are others uglier than you]
Pero at least hindi sila
[But at least they're not]
Nagpapacute katulad mo
[Acting-cute like you]
Nakaka bad-trip ka
[You're so annoying]
Nakakairita twing ika'y nakikita
[I get irratated every time I see you]
Di ko alam ba't ang laki nang ulo mo
[I don't know why you're so proud]
Mag ingat-ingat ka
[Try and be careful]
Baka ikaw ay sagasan ko
[Cause I might you run you down]

Di kami na tu-turn on
[We're not turned on]
Sa kutis mong kulay champorado
[By your skin-colored-chocolate-pudding]
Di kami na-aakit
[We're not attracted]
Sa labi mong garabucho
[By you're ultra thick lips]
Oh please naman
[Come on please]
Pakitanggap mo na lang
[Can you accept]
And katotohanan
[The truth]
Na ganyan ka pinanganak
[That you were born that way]
Wag ka nang mag papanggap
[Don't bother to pretend]
Na ikaw ay isang dalagang
[That you're one lady]
Ubod nang ganda
[That is so very pretty]
Kahit na alam naman natin
[Even though we all know]
Na ang karakas mo
[That your carcass (?)]
Ay ubod nang sama
[Is so very bad]

Oh please naman
[Come on please]
Pakitanggap mo na lang
[Can you accept]
And katotohanan
[The truth]
Na ganyan ka pinanganak
[That you were born that way]
Wag ka nang mag papanggap
[Don't bother to pretend]
Na ikaw ay isang dalagang
[That you're one lady]
Ubod nang ganda
[That is so very pretty]
Kahit na alam naman natin
[Even though we all know]
Na ang karakas mo
[That your carcass (?)]
Ay ubod nang sama
[Is so very bad]

Ah, yayah ayah yah yayah yah yayah
[Ah, yayah ayah yah yayah yah yayah]



I listened. I laughed. I choked on my own saliva. I died. Still laughing.

Lotsa love, Jana

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