Wednesday, April 08, 2009
For NadieOn the 5th of April, I was panicking because I realized that I forgot something. How could I have forgotten, and she is going to kill me, were the thoughts that were going through my head. I checked her blogs and there were a bunch of people going Happy Birthday! And I'm thinking, oh no... she really is going to kill me. And so I started to think of something, anything to make sure that her anger will ebb away, because she has never forgotten my birthday, and damn it, I really try my hardest not to forget hers. I think of excuses, anything, that might prevent her from turning me into a burger and devouring me.
"I was stuck on a mountain, and I swear they had no signal there, so how could I have greeted you. But seriously I was thinking of you yesterday"
"I'm really sorry my brain just died, that's why I forgot about it, I mean duh, I don't even know my name at the moment, so yeah it's a big step for me to be able to greet you a belated right?"
I decided to go with the mountain.
And so I spammed her with several belated birthday greetings. After being satisfied and praying to the fairies that she won't be too pissed off about it, I casually glance at her blog one more time.
"Happy birthday baby rockstar!"
Baby rockstar??? Isn't baby rockstar her boyfriend?? It's his birthday too? Hmmm... What a loving coincidence. Then something hits me like a brick; the way I remember her birthday was through her e-mail, and I quickly checked it to realize that dude her birthday isn't on the fourth of april, it was on the eighth.
Why did I think 408??? It was 804! Gosh darn it!
And so I spammed her some more about my huge mistake and I felt slightly sorry about losing the whole mountain excuse because I can't use that excuse anymore when I actually really forget her birthday. And the mountain wasn't a pretty bad excuse at all.
And so to make it up for the mistake, I have decided to post this blog post on 12:00 AM, on the 8th of April, 2008 to commemorate the day she takes an annual step closer to her death. Yay!
With our high school picture from graduation, I would like to express the happiest of birthdays to the one, the only, NADIE-DODO!
The only girl I would choose to pursue, if I were actually either a guy, or a lesbian.
Happy Birthday Nadie, I love you and I miss you so very mucho.
Lotsa love, Jana