Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Third day high...

Dear Me,

It's the third day of finals exam.

And you're still sitting in front of the computer when you have a hard exam tomorrow.

What is wrong with you?!

Don't you know that you actually have to open that notebook and study those notes to be able to pass? Don't you know that unlike your earlier exam subjects, this is not going to be an easy exam?

Is it because the Guy is online that you can't tear yourself away from the freaking computer?

[Guiltily, I have to say yes.]

What's so special about talking to him anyway?

[He's telling me about his weird teachers.]

You mean the weird guy who named his car Linda, and spoons are females and males are the knifes and forks?


Gosh! That guy is a weirdo.

I mean, sure I do that too, but out of pure jest and maybe just a tad bit seriousness here and there.



Hey, come on, a car named Linda is scary, sure. But you have to admit, female spoons and male forks and male knifes does have a sense of meaning.

It's like symbolism of human life.

[Females have big heads and males either cut or poke you?]

Well if you put it like that of course, it's going to sound stupid.

Females, have delicate big egoes that you need to continually appease if you're a male. The large shiny surface represents how they sometimes depend too much on their outer appearance for their people's approval.

While there are two types of the male species, the nice one's that cut into your heart like a knife cuts into beef, or the pricks that are just there for fun and... to poke you.



You know what, you shouldn't even be here. You should be studying.

Go to your room.

Lotsa love, Jana

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Blogger Queen Sana said...

You should be in my English class.

We TOO draw useless comparisons to inanimate objects!!!!

"Describe the techniques used to evoke a response from the audience and bring about the message of CHANGE".

They'll be holding up a sheet of blank paper.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED to the tried and true system of, I teacher. I give you passage. I give you questions with obvious answers IN passage. You do. YOU GET A, WHOOPPEEEEE!

Not this "Tell us how you feel" Freudian crap.

10:16 AM 
Blogger jana said...

It's a good thing I'm not the Guy then.

That entry was based on a true to life story. He really does have a teacher who named his car Linda and gives sexual orientation to all inanimate objects.

And he's serious about it!

He teaches psychology.

I'm scared for the Guy.

3:25 PM 

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