Saturday, January 06, 2007
This post shouldn't even be existing...*sigh*
Due to an unfortunate event (computer fecking lags and in a great show of protest dies sputteringly on me when I upload pictures) I won't be able to give you pictures of my party yet.
Bladdy earthquake in Taiwan. This is all your bladdy fault!
Ever since you happened, it takes me ages and ages just to get on Blogger.com and I'm lucky when I actually can even get into my account.
And and and!!
When I do find a decent Internet connection, the computer is a fecking retard!
When I meet the non-existent personified versions of Bladdy-earthquake-in-Taiwan and Computer-is-fecking-retard, I'm gonna rip out their non-existent genitals and feed them to my non-existent rabid monkeys.
Instead of posting a bum-load of pictures, here I am wishing to rip the genitals of some non-existent male (because women would never do this to their fellow women-kind except maybe those who has something against a certain women of the kind, like she stole the boyfriend or something, or maybe the type who is just a total "beach" and hates all living creatures but all she needs is some kind of loving to warm her ice-cold-heart) who decided to get in the way of my creativity.
One day I'm gonna have my own computer and that computer is gonna kick-assh. It's gonna have a really good internet connection and it's never ever gonna die.
And then I'm gonna kick the non-existent personified version of Bladdy-earthquake-in-Taiwan and Computer-is-a-fecking-retard in their non-existent groins and watch them squirm and suffer.
Then I'm gonna say sorry and I'm gonna send them over to The Used-to-be and Dearest Abigail, so that they can terrorize those two too.
Because if they can't terrorize someone they'd lose all purpose in life and I wouldn't want that to happen to anyone you know.
Lotsa love, Jana